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Employee Performance Review

Saturday, September 23rd, 2006

These individual quotes were reportedly taken from the actual employee performance evaluations in a large US Corporation. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom…. and has started to dig” “His men would follow him anywhere… but only out of morbid curiosity” “I would not allow this employee to breed” “This employee is [...]

How To Clean Your Toilet – The Fun Way

Sunday, September 17th, 2006

Instructions on how to clean your toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both [...]

Things you hope you will not say out loud at work…

Sunday, September 17th, 2006

Fun reading…. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of s—. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. How about never? Is never good for you? I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I’m really easy to get [...]